I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.
I’m not the most attractive fella. I’m not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what’s mine.
People like to hear the word ‘love.’
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn’t aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn’t know they existed. I was sheltered.
The original ‘About Last Night’ was phenomenal.
Any hand that I’ve shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I’m this guy, has come back. That’s why I treat everybody with respect. I’m always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember.
I am capable of holding the quote-unquote ‘title’ of leading man. Leading man just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie.
I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.
There’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we’re meant for.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
If you’re my bestfriend I shouldn’t have to ask you to lie for me.
The sound of the headboard, that’s motivation.
Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.
Being humble matters.