There’s a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we’re meant for.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
If you’re my bestfriend I shouldn’t have to ask you to lie for me.
The sound of the headboard, that’s motivation.
Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.
Being humble matters.
Some sarcasm is best told simply.
You don’t have to treat people differently. You may be living a different lifestyle, but the person living that different lifestyle still can relate to anybody and have the same amazing personality of the guy from North Philly.
I think poetry has started to take on a supplementary role of prayer for some people. The churches, I think, including my own, are terrible at teaching people how to pray. It may be that we need to learn from the ground up as religious people, whether Christian or not, how to pray.
Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it’s about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.
My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston’s “Bodyguard”.
I’m very scary. I’m a menace.
I don’t have to change anything. I think that’s the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.
I’m trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.
There’s so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.
The people around me haven’t changed. The people who have been in my life since the beginning are still in my life now. I think that has a lot to do with my staying grounded and humble despite the success I’ve achieved.
Just because your environment or living space changes doesn’t mean that your attitude necessarily has to change.
I’ve pushed several women in front of violent situations. My rule is save myself first.
I don’t know if I’m at the relationship advice stage yet. I do have a lot of information to share, and a book is definitely in the works, but I don’t know whether it’ll be geared towards relationships.