My drive is other people’s success.
My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.
My goals are so high.
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
My mom was very strict. She didn’t let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.
My success comes in making fun of whatever you’re doing. That’s my way.
My Twitter reflects what’s going on with me in my life.
You’ve gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they’re not a part of the whole social media world.
I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby. She’s 11 years old, so seeing her get dressed up and pretty made me cry.
I didn’t work hard to sit down and not work.
I’m a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I’m not going to get any taller.
Men are like lions. We hunt.
I don’t see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, ‘I’ma do that,’ and they do it. That’s it. There’s no scientifical process.
I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.
I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.
Because I’m small, I’ve been called things from ‘Happy Feet’ to ‘Little Face.’
Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.
I don’t know about other people, but I love to work.