The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.
The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it’s all downhill from that point.
People don’t want drama 365 days a year. I’m a sense of relief; it’s my job to take your mind off what’s bad for that brief second you’re in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I’m doing.
People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you’re going. They want to hear you talk about your family.
For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
People don’t want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.
My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.
In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
It’s very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.
Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don’t understand each other. Not at all! But that’s what makes relationships so amazing.
My business acumen is definitely growing.
My daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‘Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.’
My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
My drive is other people’s success.
My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.
My goals are so high.
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
My mom was very strict. She didn’t let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.
My success comes in making fun of whatever you’re doing. That’s my way.
My Twitter reflects what’s going on with me in my life.