You’ve gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they’re not a part of the whole social media world.
I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby. She’s 11 years old, so seeing her get dressed up and pretty made me cry.
I didn’t work hard to sit down and not work.
I’m a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I’m not going to get any taller.
Men are like lions. We hunt.
I don’t see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, ‘I’ma do that,’ and they do it. That’s it. There’s no scientifical process.
I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.
I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.
Because I’m small, I’ve been called things from ‘Happy Feet’ to ‘Little Face.’
Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.
I don’t know about other people, but I love to work.
I don’t want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.
It’s a well-known fact that tall people are evil.
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We’ve all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we’ve all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.
No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you’re staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of that box. It’s very simple when you look at it.
Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.
Stand-up comedy is mine: it’s my entity; it’s my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.