Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.