Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
There’s many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties.
A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
If there’s any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
In spite of all our speeding it’s still the style to be late.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously – the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
The man who says “I may be wrong, but – ” does not believe there can be any such possibility.