The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
A sympathizer is a fellow that’s for you as long as it doesn’t cost anything.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers the goods.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
The fellow that calls you ‘brother’ usually wants something that doesn’t belong to him.
We’re all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there’s a few resignations.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
You won’t skid if you stay in a rut.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
Most parents don’t worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.