The best fiction is true.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest.
An editor’s job is to take something great and make it good.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you’re going to get in this lifetime.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it’s just not in a place I can show you.
There’s a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn’t know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
I’m going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you’re old enough to die in Iraq, you’re old enough to drink.
I rarely meddled in the cat’s personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.