The system is not perfect. Until it’s perfect, let’s do away with the death penalty.
Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody’s face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
Finding a cat – or having a cat find you – can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
I’m not afraid to live. I’m not afraid to fail. I’m not afraid to succeed. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m not afraid to be alone. I’m just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes.
The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship.
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
We’ve had to be creative to get on the ballot.
I don’t believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he’ll have to bring his own gun.
I don’t see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
I’d felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
If you’re paranoid long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna be right.
I’m not pro-life, and I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-football.
I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?