Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they’re not getting it.
I don’t apologize to people who try to intimidate.
I’ll tell you right now. I’m for prayer in school.
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
I’ll sign anything except bad legislation.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don’t love themselves.
He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.
It wasn’t a healthy attitude, but it wasn’t really a healthy world.
If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you.
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Now I have a cat. Well, that’s not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
They probably would’ve taken Jesus if he hadn’t been nailed down.
Happiness is a moving target.
Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.