Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.
It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.