I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ on what? On fire?
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Marriages don’t last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?