I’d like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education – show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He’d go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
To exercise is human; not to is divine.
I don’t see why religion and science can’t cooperate. What’s wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?
Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet.