I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, “Aren’t you tempted?” No, because of the ridiculousness of it.
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn’t fit.
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio’s father was a carpenter too. That’s the old joke.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, ‘what’s that noise?’
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it’s a chance to do two different voices.
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.