I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
You can start any ‘Monty Python’ routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing...