I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it.
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain’t no time to be sane.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Death is nature’s way of saying, ’your table is ready.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, “Aren’t you tempted?” No, because of the ridiculousness of it.
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn’t fit.
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio’s father was a carpenter too. That’s the old joke.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, ‘what’s that noise?’
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it’s a chance to do two different voices.