I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it.
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain’t no time to be sane.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Death is nature’s way of saying, ’your table is ready.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.