You can start any ‘Monty Python’ routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it’s independent or a studio movie. I’m much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I’ll be second fiddle. Fine. I’m happy to do it.
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing...
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I’m doing in that quiet time is just observing.
Sometimes with a comedy it’s just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.
It doesn’t matter who you are, if you’ve got the legs, you can hang with them.
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
It’s a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you – when he comes down from the mountain and you see he’s this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.