Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I’m doing in that quiet time is just observing.
Sometimes with a comedy it’s just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.
It doesn’t matter who you are, if you’ve got the legs, you can hang with them.
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
It’s a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you – when he comes down from the mountain and you see he’s this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.
Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
I thought lacrosse was what you found in la church.
Women are wonderful. They’re amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They’re addicting in the most amazing sense.
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Reality: What a concept!
Women have so many levels. There’s the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There’s this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.