If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power.
Happiness has more to do with where you are heading than where you are.
It is a wondrous human characteristic to be able to slip into and out of idiocy many times a day without noticing the change or accidentally killing innocent bystanders in the process.
Common sense isn’t a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. – Dogbert’s Motto.
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
The best things in life are silly.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours.