Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power.
Happiness has more to do with where you are heading than where you are.
It is a wondrous human characteristic to be able to slip into and out of idiocy many times a day without noticing the change or accidentally killing innocent bystanders in the process.
Common sense isn’t a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. – Dogbert’s Motto.
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
The best things in life are silly.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.