In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It’s the implementation that’s important! The trick isn’t just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That’s silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won’t be that much of a change.
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.
I can’t bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing – a yellow taxicab.
The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
My old life – no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
The world isn’t fair, but as long as it’s tilting in my direction, I find that there’s a natural cap to my righteous indignation.
I try to avoid giving advice.
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn’t mean I can’t be the first.