Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.
I can’t bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing – a yellow taxicab.
The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
My old life – no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
The world isn’t fair, but as long as it’s tilting in my direction, I find that there’s a natural cap to my righteous indignation.
I try to avoid giving advice.
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn’t mean I can’t be the first.
As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
I can’t memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won’t run out of material.
Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons.