Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.
I used to be stupid but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees.
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
Stress is your body’s way of saying you haven’t worked enough unpaid overtime.
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.
Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity – except in politics where it’s called leadership.
Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K? I’d never be able to run that far.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
If you think it’s easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you’ve probably never tried.
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
There’s a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It’s the implementation that’s important! The trick isn’t just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That’s silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won’t be that much of a change.
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.