In yesterday’s post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.
Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That’s exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
As a rule, I don’t like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it’s really, really funny.
God designs people’s emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn’t even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. H. P. LOVECRAFT, “The Call of Cthulhu” When did ignorance become a point of view?
There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren’t real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.
Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. – Wally’s Keynote Speech.
When did ignorance become a point of view?