Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That’s exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
As a rule, I don’t like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it’s really, really funny.
God designs people’s emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn’t even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. H. P. LOVECRAFT, “The Call of Cthulhu” When did ignorance become a point of view?
There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren’t real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.
Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. – Wally’s Keynote Speech.
When did ignorance become a point of view?
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero.
I’m curious how you’ll know it works. I assume it’s mostly a cosmetic change.
Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it’s never a good idea to put them in the same room.
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I’d be a 400 pound guy.
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can’t use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.