I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day.
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.
Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn’t have the capacity for discerning true facts. That’s why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It’s the best we can do.
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
I’m not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I’m terribly uncomfortable.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk – anything than can’t kill you immediately.
It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
My investments have been hurt.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.