Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn’t have the capacity for discerning true facts. That’s why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It’s the best we can do.
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
I’m not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I’m terribly uncomfortable.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk – anything than can’t kill you immediately.
It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
My investments have been hurt.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
Your shower is ready – I turned it on last night.
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve.