I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero.
I’m curious how you’ll know it works. I assume it’s mostly a cosmetic change.
Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it’s never a good idea to put them in the same room.
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I’d be a 400 pound guy.
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can’t use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.
I think ‘Dilbert’ will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. ‘Dilbert’ is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
I had several different bosses during the early years of ‘Dilbert.’ They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
I love magazines. It’s such McNugget kind of information.
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, ‘You know, I’m the only person in this restaurant who can’t draw.’
I’m primarily just an investor.
Let’s form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!