I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.
The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?
I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.
If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive.
The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.
Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He’s not an identical twin so I didn’t care.
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs.
Anybody can make ‘good’ music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.
Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain.
I tell you what’s really ridiculous – going into a bookstore and there’s all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you’re already dead.
And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I’ll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won’t be a nothing anymore...
They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream.
There’s the beautiful people and then there’s the rest of us.
And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps.
I’ll drown my beliefs. To have you be in peace.
If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!
I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
I don’t think young people are as demoralized as the media and government would like us to think. The obvious sign of that is how strong and how close personal connections are and how much people are able to build a life for themselves, despite all this stuff that’s been thrown at them.
Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I’m just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.
Maybe I’m not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I’m not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels.