If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?
I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching their TV on iTunes in the Web and YouTube, whatever. So, I think it’s an important place to have a presence.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
I don’t really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis.
Whatever the problem – be part of the solution.
When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it’s good to grow up that way. It builds character.
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you’re onstage.
The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it’s basically a happy accident that you think you’re initiating.
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.