Start with a YES and see where that takes you.
But there is not one management course in the world where they recommend Self-Righteousness as a tool.
And I can see Russia from my house.
Thomas Jefferson – another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
I don’t live the single life and never really did.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?
As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we can’t do that.” “No, that’s not in the budget.” “No, I will not hold your hand for a dollar.” What kind of way is that to live?
I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching their TV on iTunes in the Web and YouTube, whatever. So, I think it’s an important place to have a presence.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
I don’t really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis.
Whatever the problem – be part of the solution.
When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.