The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
One of the wonderful things about making a film of any genre is that you have dialogue. You can take up a position. If you want to say something about your position, you can just say it. You don’t have to spend massive amounts of screen time.
Love is too weak a word for what I feel – I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F’s, yes.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Marriage is the death of hope.
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don’t want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I work all the time because it’s a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.