Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you’ve been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me.
The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.
Me and nature are two.
Life is full of moments that are good – winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner – but the whole thing is tragic. It’s an oasis that is very pleasant.
Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
History is the same thing over and over again.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That’s life – and chess.