You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name – and you’ve never been to that bar before.
Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn’t laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
I like dark comedies. That’s why I like the Wayans Brothers.
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it’s a little protective.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there.
I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
If you read my blog, you know I’m a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don’t kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.