There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Creativity takes courage.
Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s self-conscious and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can’t try to do things. You simply must do things.
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Surviving is important. Thriving is elegant.
Lead from the back – and let others believe they are in front.
Life doesn’t get easier or more forgiving, we get stronger and more resilient.
Let’s carpe the hell out of this diem.
As I walked out the door toward the gate that would lead to my freedom, I knew if I didn't leave my bitterness and hatred behind, I'd still be in prison.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.