Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you missed.
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
Let’s put a smile on that face!
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only.