If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
If lyrics make people do things, how come we don’t love each other?
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn’t work.
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don’t want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.
Suddenly, books are arriving every day! “So many books, so little time.
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.
I feel a lot of people don’t know what high school is – including those who are in it. My material is provided to give them some perspective. People are stupid. They never stop to question things. They just accept. Can you imagine a nation who never questions the validity of cheerleaders and pom-poms?
Music without the ebb and flow would be like “watching a film with only good guys in it”.
Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you’re smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you’re good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you’re doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.
Music is the best.
Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything.
The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it.
After all, he wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we’re dumb, then God is dumb – and maybe even a little ugly on the side.
Now air can get through.
Non esiste l’inferno. Esiste la Francia.
Socialism produces bad music, bad art, social stagnation and really unhappy people.
A mind is like a parachute. It works better when it’s open!
Progress demands deviation from the norm.