I don’t know anything about computers.
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!