I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ’tardiest of the ’tards like the thick crust.
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
I know everything because I know nothing.
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the ‘Every vote counts.’
I don’t know anything about computers.
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.