It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children.
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
Zip zop wop boopity bop.
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we’ve got these knuckleheads walking around.
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, “Dad, I just can’t run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.”
You can not make everybody happy...
Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.
Don’t talk yourself into not being you.
My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix.
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that’s when they stop arguing.
You are not going to ‘go forth.’ You are going to take that damn hat off and you’re going to get a job.
People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
I didn’t know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.
You can’t be everything to everyone.
Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!