And to those people with no children but who think they’d like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.
There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.
It’s painful, but we can’t heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.
Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.
But if that’s what you want to be, that’s what you will be – as long as you study.
In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.
How long can you tread water?
Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.
Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn’t understand his use of profanity. He didn’t use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.
Grandparents are God’s gifts to children.
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.
I’m not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.
All Children Have Brain Damage!
What’s your name again? That’s right. I’m so glad you know your name.
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.