All parents experience the same problems.
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn’t even have a Christmas tree.
I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child’s behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.
Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance – that is, your protein and your carbs. I’m a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.
The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded.
Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.
A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
I use the exercise room early, because I don’t want to get on the treadmill and everyone’s going ‘Oh, Bill Cosby,’ and then they come around to see how fast I’m walking, and it becomes very competitive.
Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.
I don’t have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You’ve got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.
You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it’s sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.
I’ve got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won’t get any here either.
You know my father’s favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.