If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it.
Today’s parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you’re sitting in.
A word to the wise ain’t...
Your parents put a curse on you – Someday your kids are going to act just like you.
A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
Betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.
Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they’ll understand.
My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
Every success story has a parent who says, ‘over my dead body.’ Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you’re acting the fool, ‘you know I worry about you sometimes.’
When I say, I don’t care what white people think, I mean that.
When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!