This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you’re a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!
I’m not defending what Cory Booker said. I’m saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people on Wall Street, because there’s no other way to keep his city afloat.
Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, ‘White people’s problems.’
I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that ‘the earth’s crust was emboldened by Obama’s weakness.’
I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.
I’m a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.
I love trains. It’s the only way to travel anymore where it doesn’t involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner thigh.
Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, ‘What’s a plan?’
If a President must constantly remind the people that we’re at war, then we’re not.
Because of the Republicans, I’m not ashamed of being an American. I’m embarrassed!
Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, ‘Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what’s ruining this country.’
They say that Japan’s rigorous building codes and regulations saved thousands of lives over there. Or, as Republicans here saw it, it ‘fostered a socialist, anti-business environment that’s worse than being dead.’
Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That’s the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling ‘Santorum.’
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.
Meat is dirty. I wouldn’t touch a hot dog without a condom on it.
It’s a little strange when you have never been to war, and you eye-roll about a guy who’s got shrapnel still in his body, as Chuck Hagel does.
Nobody sees people as people. It’s all how they relate to my little group.