Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, ‘What’s a plan?’
Because of the Republicans, I’m not ashamed of being an American. I’m embarrassed!
Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, ‘Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what’s ruining this country.’
They say that Japan’s rigorous building codes and regulations saved thousands of lives over there. Or, as Republicans here saw it, it ‘fostered a socialist, anti-business environment that’s worse than being dead.’
Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That’s the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling ‘Santorum.’
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.
Meat is dirty. I wouldn’t touch a hot dog without a condom on it.
It’s a little strange when you have never been to war, and you eye-roll about a guy who’s got shrapnel still in his body, as Chuck Hagel does.
Nobody sees people as people. It’s all how they relate to my little group.
I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider – and also FOX News makes people stupider.
I don’t want to be a pessimist. I’m a realist. One man’s realist is another man’s pessimist.
There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.
Disneyland’s a mess. And it’s not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.
Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have enough trouble with Sarah Palin.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.
Gordon Gekko was right: greed is good. Because, the potty-trained Republicans have now stepped forward – like the Koch brothers – to say, ‘You know what? You yokels stop talking about defaulting on the debt, because I’m going to lose a fortune!’
I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you’re always going to have people needing government assistance. You can’t have it both ways.
I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.
In the Muslim world, much of it, they cannot conceive of something coming out of the United States that wouldn’t be sanctioned by the government, because in their countries, everything is sanctioned by the government.