During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he’s made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.
There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said ‘Clemency denied.’
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn’t your job.
It’s supposed to be a good thing that he’s got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he had to do this not to convince them of anything. To educate them.
When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I’m sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.
I hear this all the time: ‘Obama’s policies aren’t working.’ He hasn’t been allowed to put his policies into place.
Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he’s still losing in the money race!
Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial.
The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country’s liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.
This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you’re a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!
I’m not defending what Cory Booker said. I’m saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people on Wall Street, because there’s no other way to keep his city afloat.
Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, ‘White people’s problems.’
I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that ‘the earth’s crust was emboldened by Obama’s weakness.’
I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.
I’m a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.
I love trains. It’s the only way to travel anymore where it doesn’t involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner thigh.
If a President must constantly remind the people that we’re at war, then we’re not.