Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Tom Tancredo – those were the three guys who said they do not believe in evolution. The irony will be on them when their campaigns die off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.
Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don’t bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.
Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.
I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren’t sexy anymore.
BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information.
They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.
The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.
During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he’s made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.
There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said ‘Clemency denied.’
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn’t your job.
It’s supposed to be a good thing that he’s got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he had to do this not to convince them of anything. To educate them.
When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I’m sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.
I hear this all the time: ‘Obama’s policies aren’t working.’ He hasn’t been allowed to put his policies into place.
Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he’s still losing in the money race!
Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial.
The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country’s liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.