Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s the white Kanye.
Donald Trump announced he got his own segment every Monday morning on Fox News. Just what Fox News needs – another blonde airhead.
Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains?
The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It’s like Satan’s VIP list for Hell.
Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, ‘The Elephant in the Room.’ And People magazine named him ‘Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.’
New Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: “We go beyond the headlines.” That’s your job, dummy. You don’t see American Airlines saying, “We land our jets on the runway”!
I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.
Remember, guns don’t kill people – unless you practice real hard.
Shouldn’t we be against procreation at this point in time? With overpopulation and the strain on the resources on this planet? Shouldn’t we reward people who don’t spawn?
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: ‘Are you better off than you were four wives ago?’
Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Tom Tancredo – those were the three guys who said they do not believe in evolution. The irony will be on them when their campaigns die off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.
Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don’t bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.
Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.
I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren’t sexy anymore.
BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information.
They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.
The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.