If the NRA keeps messing with the President’s daughters, they’re going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama’s guns.
Why are the patriots the ones who don’t want to spend money on trains?
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
I just don’t see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, ‘You know how to support me? Don’t send me to stupid wars.’
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I’d be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I’m beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win an election-except get the most votes.
Gingrich is the “foremost intellectual” in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in “Kiss”.
There are good people who do good things, there are bad people who do bad things, but to get a good person to do a bad thing takes religion.
Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there’s a few turds in the box.
You can’t get saved if you don’t play.
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s the white Kanye.
Donald Trump announced he got his own segment every Monday morning on Fox News. Just what Fox News needs – another blonde airhead.
Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains?
The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It’s like Satan’s VIP list for Hell.
Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, ‘The Elephant in the Room.’ And People magazine named him ‘Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.’
New Rule: News organizations have to stop using the phrase: “We go beyond the headlines.” That’s your job, dummy. You don’t see American Airlines saying, “We land our jets on the runway”!
I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.
Remember, guns don’t kill people – unless you practice real hard.
Shouldn’t we be against procreation at this point in time? With overpopulation and the strain on the resources on this planet? Shouldn’t we reward people who don’t spawn?
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: ‘Are you better off than you were four wives ago?’