Cartooning really is just designing.
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
How can I play baseball when I’m worried about foreign policy?
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs – and they’ll change your life in a hurry...
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn’t do anything.
You can’t survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don’t have to talk about it.
Five hundred years from now, who’ll know the difference?!
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it’s gonna be a looong winter.
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Brownest.
The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.
We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won’t like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don’t forget to fasten your seat belt.
You know what I think my best quality is? I think I’m nice to have around. I’d hate it if I weren’t around!