A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word.
Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.
Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
A watched supper dish never fills!
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
My mind reels with sarcastic replies.
I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.
I’m dying and all I hear are insults!
Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I’m pretty sure it was you.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
Aren’t the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by...
The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That’s my Life. DRAWING.
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.