Happiness is loving your enemies.
Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.
I’ve learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
Never give your heart to a blockhead.
Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!
It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
Sometimes, when you’re really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you’re unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Why me, lord? Don’t answer that!
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.
People shouldn’t be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.
The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm.
I come from a long line of generations!
It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.
Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.
You can’t eat compliments.
If you’re going to draw a comic strip every day, you’re going to have to draw on every experience in your life.