Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you’ll always have a chance.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
I love people; it’s mankind I can’t stand.
Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back.
It doesn’t matter what you believe just so long as you’re sincere.
Happiness is anyone and anything that’s loved by you.
Beethoven can’t really be great because his picture isn’t on a bubble gum card.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer.
I love humanity, it’s people I don’t like.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
No problem is so big or so complicated that it can’t be run away from!
Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.
Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.