All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.
Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile.
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
I don’t know the meaning of life. I don’t know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it’s a complete mystery.
All is well... That’s my new philosophy...
There sure are a lot of these ‘instant’ products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.
Snowflakes fascinate me... Millions of them falling gently to the ground... And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others... The last of the rugged individualists!
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he’s confused! He’s frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?
Years are like candy bars... We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.
Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, “is life like golf or is it more like baseball?” Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, “try shuffleboard.
I never seem to know what’s going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.