A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.
You can’t write a term paper before breakfast.
Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who’s that behind me? It’s the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.
On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn’t get up and spoil it!
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you’re really something!
My anxieties have anxieties.
Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.
If you can’t beat ’em, cooperate ’em to death!
Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don’t know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT’S IT!!!
It’s better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don’t expect that. I really don’t. I just don’t want to be unhappy!
Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean...
Love is not knowing what you’re talking about.
Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I’ll see the Great Pumpkin. I’ll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I’ll be waiting for him...
Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRs, and we could ‘fast forward’ through the crummy times?
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.