I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.
If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
You can’t fake comedy – it’s not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
I’m looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I’m not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.
I’m a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby’s laid back. I’m like, bang, bang bang, right into it.
Babies don’t know who’s rich and who’s poor. You love ’em and they’re happy.
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn’t some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
I’ve seen women who don’t have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can’t ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.
Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
I literally don’t know what I’m going to do next. That’s successful.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
You’re not famous unless people’s mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you’re famous, but you’re just hot, and heat cools off.
I like talking about subjects that aren’t funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I’ll talk about.
I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don’t want to change that.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?
I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I’d be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I’ve got something here.
Smart is knowing if you’re dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.