It’s my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive.
I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, “Oh, America is not what I think America is.” But America is what I think it is. It’s just that it’s two bits of it, and I don’t go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.
Fox hunting, there’s big fox hunting thing, there’s arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress.
I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I’m out the door. But that’s the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
Most transvestites fancy girls.
America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
Because that’s what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking ‘Damn, I’d like to shag myself.’
I’m an Action Transvestite.
Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
Some people are widely read. I’m thinly read.
For me to put a look together, if it’s going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I’m not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I’m wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.
Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that’s it.
You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, “We’ve redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!” And people were going, “No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.”
All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.