Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.
I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.
There’s two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!
I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It’s honorable.
In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it’s kind of what you’d expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.
There’s a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
I don’t subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the ‘cool people’ often take that position.
Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It’s not a great weapon of support.
If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
If you’re trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called “Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You”
I don’t believe that competitions are important.
If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
I am two lesbians in a man’s body.
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
I’m an action transvestite really, so it’s running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you’re up there!
If there were a god, don’t you think he would have flicked Hitler’s head off?
Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It’s a slow burn thing. It’s got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.