One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Surround yourself with what you love.
I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
The things they don’t tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice; you have owners. They own you. They own everything.
All music is the blues. All of it.
Governments don’t want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Is there another word for synonym?
As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.